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My mission here is to be as partisan as possible in exposing the hypocrisy at the Fox News Network, specifically that hypocritical waste of skin, Sean Hannity, religion and the ultra conservative christian right and the political hacks that follow them around, or visa versa. Who gives a shit, it all works out the same in the end, bad for decent people. I also plan to have some fun doing it, mostly at your expense.
The driving force behind this nonsense is none other than Fox *cough* News. Hannity, Limbaugh, O’Reilly, Beck, Ingram, Levin and Coulter are the pack leaders, but there are more. Don’t worry, there will be pages for each. (I know Rush Opiate isn’t technically on Fox, but it’s all the same bag of crap)
The christian right, fundamentalist, creationist, “Intelligent Design” lunatics, and the Catholic Church get the blunt of my wrath on here, but that is by no means an indication of bigotry on my part. I believe all religions sucks, but it’s these two powerful organizations that have become intrusive in our daily lives here in the United States, land of the Free, unless you disagree with anyone on Fox, then you’re an unpatriotic, anti-christian, anti-god, homo loving, pagan, Satan worshiping terrorist, or President of the United States.
I guess I’ve gone from “Mission Statement” to rant. Too fucking bad, it’s my website. Get your own if you don’t like it. I’m going to censor the shit out of you anyway, just like the douche bags at Fox.
Finally, I am going to create a page for actual civil discourse where I will not allow people like me to post.
Seriously, all conversation will be taken as it’s presented, but if you do not have the stomach for criticism, sarcasm, mockery, bad taste or offensive language, then stay on the Civil Discourse page and I guarantee you that’s what you will receive from everyone, or they will be removed.
I do look forward to your opinions, thoughts, insights and ideas unless your and asshole, in which case we kind of want you even more for your entertainment value.
Lastly, I encourage your input. Please contact me through the contact section at the bottom.
Peace.
John, a.k.a. god
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god, now I know why you called this asshole a ” horse fucker” I can’t believe anyone is that stupid.
It also says “I’m going to censor the shit out of you, like the douche bags at Fox”, so I guess you can’t read very carefully.
But, as wish my friend, I will leave it as is, because I think we’ve become kind of “buds”, you know what I mean?
My first dogs name was Sarge.
By the way, why is it you have decided I am an African American, or is that just the insult than normally pops out of what is in the place that normally occupies the space where a person has a brain?
YOU LING FUCKIN MAGGOT PRINT WHAT I SAY.
YOUR MISSION STATEMENT SAYS I CAN SAY ANYTHING
BUT YOU CHANGE IT YOU FUCKIN NIGGER
PRINT WHAT I SAY I’M ENTITLED TO MY OPINION
EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT ISLAM I LEARNED ON 9/11
Shit, so glad you said that, HA.
Sarge, you are a good guy, but maybe I’ll send Jeff your posts BEFORE I edited them.
Jeff you’ll get a kick out them.
Write when you can.
John, have to be quick, I’m on my lap top at my home in Cape Cod and if Michelle ( that’s the old ball and chain ) catches me on the computer I’m dead meat ( I’m supposed to be resting ) this guy sarge seems to be pretty reasonable, why did you call him a horse fucker? Or am I missing something any way I have to go I hear the car coming up the drive I’ll try to write again soon.
That’s not exactly what I meant to say.
You must be beyond intellectual reproach. Are you familiar with Christopher Hitchens? Boy, you sure are in his intellectual class, and not many are.
Everything I needed to learn about Islam, sadly, I’ve learned in the racist out cry against the Islamic Center in downtown, near ground zero.
It’s ashame we can’t all come together and recognize that we are one country and realize what freedom of religion is all about, and learn to close the gap of hate and love one another.
Keep up the good work my friend, I’m with you all the way.
Your Friend,
Sarge
Ahhh, more intelligent dialog from one of America’s brain children. Must be from South Carolina.
Are you the dude who got arrested, twice for fucking that horse?
Just curious.
I LOVE THAT FACT THAT YOU SUPPORT PRESIDENT OBAMA, AND HIS LOVELY WIFE MICHELLE. YOU MUST BE A FINE PERSON.
I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY.
YOU ARE A BRILLIANT SCHOLAR.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE FOR ALL OF US.
Wow, Patriot, I’m totally taken aback.
If you’ve spent any time on this site, you will notice that there is a “civil discourse” section on it, which I would strictly adhere to.
Furthermore, you’re wrong. I am an atheist, but I am also the President of a Chapter of the Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, which means I drop all philosophical and political ideologies at the door when I am in that role, because that has no place in that arena. The National Director is Reverend Barry Lynn. You can look it up very easily. We have been in business for over 60 years fighting for everyone’s freedom, Christians to atheists and everyone in between.
The First Amendment of the Constitution allows us all that Freedom. This website was created because of my absolute disdain for the lies and damage that the people on Fox and their ilk do to this country, plus I like being a smart ass. I also have a very serious website for the NJ AU.
I know you don’t agree with that, and I also know that, as you said you are a Christian, which I respect, as long as it is between you and your God.
I am fan of President Obama, but certainly do not feel he has done everything correctly, as has any President. What I can’t stand is the rhetoric that is unnecessary about the bullshit about him being born somewhere else, against our country, socialist, communist, etc., because it is simply ridiculous.
He’s the President and I assure you he loves this country as much or more than you or I.
I look forward to any future civil conversations.
By the way, my name is John.
I won’t call you by your handle, ever, but I won’t play into your game and call you names anymore either. Libsucks said it very well, you hate any ideology or philosophy that disagrees with your own, that is un american and dishonest. Civil discussion is the only way to make any headway on the mammoth problems facing our country and they have only been made worse by Obama. Let’s try to reason together and find common ground on the problems that unite us and not belabor the problems that divide us. I refuse to tell you what I would like to say because I’m a Christian man and I will not play your game.
You must like the word hate since you used it four times in a 16 word sentence, which seems to have the limit of what you could add.
I like it when someone with the IQ of a box of hammers pops by, but the problem is the usually don’t come back.
Why don’t you stop back and add a little substance to your 16 words and we’ll see what you’re actually thinking, if you are at all.
god……..
hate breeds hate. the hate you spew is sickening and worthy of being hated in return.
The Republtards are so pissed because there isn’t yet another doddering old white guy in the White House, like their used to. That’s what this is all about. Whine, bitch, moan, and complain about how life sucks for them.
Although it is not true that all conservatards are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservatards!
Jeff, absolutely I’m still here. I aplogize for my absence.
My AC went out so I had to stay at my brothers for about for days, then my fridge went out, then the bathroom. Total clusterfuck.
The problem was the AC. Can’t handle it with the MS, one of the biggest problems. I was sleeping in a corner of my basement on a sheet on a cement floor.
But when my kids showed up I had to come up with a plan B, so we went there.
I’m going to check your posts, but trust me, Douche of the Second is very easy today, I’ll put it up, Dr. Laura …….
Back soon.
Stay good.
god….
Hey god, if your not going to respond anymore let me know, I hope this post finds you well. I am going on vacation for three weeks so you won’t be hearing from me. Good Luck and be well
Hey god , check out ” Douche of the month ” I’ve got another one got another one for you
Hey god, did you hear that New York City has issued firearm carry permits to Roger Ailes, Don Imus and Sean Hannity. do you think it’s safe to walk the streets with these dip shits carrying loaded firearms. At least when they shoot themselves they won’t go to jail like Plaxico Burress.
Hey god, that’s got to be the funniest parody I have read for a while. I printed it out so I can forward it to alot of people in the tea party that I know. Also check out ” douche of the month ” have a new candidate, and get back to me on ” Fox war on christmas ” I enjoy our debates
He posted it under “contact information”? Check it out.
No I didn’t read his poem , where do you have it posted
Jeff, did you read his poem?
Hey god, I hope tarko comes back as one vet. to another I couldn’t agree with him more. Why is it that all the guys who are so cinned up for a fight never spent a day in uniform in their lives.
Tarko,
Absolutely fantastic stuff! Yes, civil discourse, dissent, discussion is the only way for true conversation, but one of the reasons I created this is so people like yourself can come here and call these assholes what they really are, which you did.
You’re poem, trust me, will make it’s rounds to my fiends, and may even find a place of it’s own the front page of this.
Awesome work, hope to see you back.
John, a.k.a., god, small g
the only way to shut up the fat pussies like beck and hannity up is to use their tactics. i of course agree that civil discourse and intelligent debate and/or discussion are the only true ways to resolving america’s problems but! the obese uneducated trailer trash that listen and mimic like chimps the diatribe of these assholes can only be convinced by being told what to believe. when you read the comments of a great deal of these so called “conservative” americans, it’s enough to make you cry. pussy boy hannity is always going on about thanks for your service and bomb this and bomb that yet the chubby ratings whore never went near boot camp. at the end of the day when you investigate, the majority of these blowhards that preach hawkish views didn’t have the balls to fight for their country. from a wounded veteran to the white trash bunch i would like to say fuck you and keep your thanks. hannity, beck limbaugh and their conservative skank female conterparts can keep their bullshit for the hee haw crowd. number one cause of division in america : stupid white trash so-called conservatives! unfounded you say : remind me of how many braindead supersizers voted for mc cain and the skank !
I’ve actually gotten to the point where you must be a friend of mine or something who’s actually playing a joke on me because I really don’t believe, in my heart, that anyone could actually be as stupid as you. Seriously.
If you are actually “real”, than you’re simply repulsive, stupid, ignorant, a racist and should go brush your tooth you banjo playing Ned Beatty fucking back wood trailer trash albino freak.
I’ve forgotten more about the Constitution than you’ll ever know you simpleton
Try reading article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli and see if your remaining brain cells can comprehend this statement:
“As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion”
It was sent to the floor of The Congress of the United States of America, where it was unanimously accepted and signed into law by President John Adams and then proudly announced to the citizens of the United States.
Those are historical facts of the United States of America, whether you like them or not.
Now, climb down from that 400 pound sow you call a wife, put your 3 inch dick back in your overalls and go ask the school marm if she’ll let you back in the 4th grade you toothless dipshit.
Hey pervert Cat got your tongue or are you just going to too many gay lib meetings, I’ll give you two good reasons why I think your a pervert and a homosexual. One, your views pervert the constitution read it very carefully, if you know how to, it was meant for white Christian Americans not these mud people who pollute our shores rape our daughters and defile our way of life. Two you never served in the military, as your insane rants prove, only two kinds of people don’t traitors and queers which one are you. At least your buddy ” Angel ” did.
Blixx, God is busy right now, so as his wing man let me take this opportunity to welcome you. You are absolutely right about Hannity and all the other pukes at Faux news. come back soon and join the conversation, and bring your friends everyone is welcome
Hannity, like all the other hillbillies, paranoids, and white trash on Fox and hate radio, is nothing more than a disc jockey. He has no degree in political science, journalism, business, science, or any degree for that matter. He never served time in the military, never held public office, never traveled, never even went on a real news program as an interviewee. He literally has NO QUALIFICATIONS – other than being a lap dog for Rupert Murdoch. He is nothing more than a hate filled, white supremacist, sexist, whining, disc jockey. Anyone that would follow or parrot talking points from a disc jockey is a bigger fool than Hannity himself.
Hey God, this guy “Patriot” is really starting to piss me off. Thanks for not deleting my expletives, but he really made me mad with that stuff about my boys. What have we ever said that makes him think were gay, my wife will refute that. Anyway enough about him. Obama and the Democrats in congress have proposed a plan to cut 14 billion from the budget and not touch social programs a major step in the right direction, and it cuts the balls right off the Republicans. Get back to me, and why have you been ignoring me on “Fox war on Christmas” I enjoy are discussions. Glenn Beck a great American, he’s got to be kidding
“Glenn Beck is a great American”?
Glenn Beck is stark raving mad and a joke among virtually everyone at this point.
You should watch the Jon Stewart Parody on Peck, it’s right there on the side. Funny as shit.
I’m still waiting for your objective reasons as to why I am a “pervert”, or do you have none, but just a name that pops easily into your head?
Also, even though I still think the closest you came to military service is your toy soldiers in Mommy’s backyard, EVEN if we went with the theory you were actually drafter, you CHOSE to stay in for a very long time according to you.
You are not a patriot, the douche bags on Fox are the most anti-American people I’ve seen in one place in my life. I’ve actually heard people on that show say they hope there is a major terrorist attack on this country IN THIS country, just so they can “prove” President Barack Obama wrong.
Get that right……PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, RE-ELECTED IN 2012 AND CONSIDERED ONE OF AMERICA’S GREATEST PRESIDENTS.
Get use to it pal, even though we know you’re a racist.
Wrong again pervert I was drafted in 1966, I served my country proudly for 26 years and I also want to tell your buddy” angel” , many people have tried to ” break every bone in my body ” and no one ever has so bring it on. But I do apologize about the comment I made about your sons, we should always keep family out of it a great American by the name of Glenn Beck teaches us that. YOU ARE A TRAITOR AND YOU COULD NOT BE DOING MORE HARM TO THE REPUBLIC IF YOU WERE A PAID AGENT FOR A ENEMY POWER , WHICH I THINK YOU ARE.
Don’t worry God, I’ve got this one. OK ” Patriot” game on, I have served my Country as often as you have. In the first Gulf war , Somalia and I have never said this here before because I never wanted to make a big deal about it, but I was recalled to active duty four times since 2002 and I spent three tours in Iraq and one in Afghanistan. If you think I’m a homosexual I guess I’d better get my wife on here to refute that, I may not be where I was in my twenties but three or four times a week is still pretty good. And as far as my sons are concerned if you ever call them that or any name again I will find you no matter what filthy hole you crawl into and I will break every fucking bone in your miserable body. They are good, honorable men and better than any father could ever hope for, you want to attack me be my guest, but you better stick to me because my boys are way out of your league. So go suck your thumb you miserable son of a bitch God may think your funny I think your a miserable cocksucker
Hey “Pretend Patriot”, guess what?
I have every right, guaranteed by the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America to insult the living shit out of you any fucking time I want you moron. Christ you’re stupid. You don’t even know anything about the Constitution of the United States of America and you call yourself “Patriot”? Ha!
Let’s see, the military ended the draft and turned into an entirely volunteer basis, all branches in 1973, and I doubt you were eligible for the draft.
So, I guess the means YOU CHOSE to join the service, if you actually ever did.
Why do you think that gives you any more rights than anyone else? It doesn’t douche bag.
Then, you criticize me about my use of language, then turn around and call me a pervert and stupid and a homosexual though you know nothing about me.
So, not only are you a hypocrite, but you’re also obviously a bigot.
You just keep better every time your fingers hit the keyboard. YOU are what this country fights to keep us free FROM.
So you perverts have the utter gall to insult me. you haven’t got the right to insult someone who fought for your freedoms so many times. If this “Jeff” aka “Angel” is a friend of yours he must be a traitor and pervert like you and if he has sons he must have raised a group of reprobates. Your foul mouthed rants only serve to bolster my points that you are so stupid you can’t think of anything else to say. It’s never appropriate to use language like that, your parents must really be proud of you, you Homosexual pervert
Hey God, check out “fox war on Christmas” you haven’t gotten back to me. What’s the matter cat got your tongue or are you admitting that I’m right.
check out hero of the minute . I want to know what you think
Did you see the way that hannity tried to defend the Oakland cop who shot that guy while he was being handcuffed. The mother fucking cop got 4 years for involuntary manslaugter, he should have gone down for first degree murder an all white jury figures. Hannity made the guy sound like a damn hero, just goes to show where he comes from.
That moron is not worth taking your gloves off for, though if I were you, I’d leave them on!
Thanks for having my back, I have a feeling you’d be a good person to have on my side.
Honestly though, he is the type of person I want to toy with here. Fun, stupid, brainless, etc. makes for good conversation.
Keep up the good work.