



I’m initially dedicating this site to Fox “News” and my favorite douche bag, Sean Hannity. I say that with complete confidence because he’s a douche bag. This will be a place for fun, humor, debate, serious issues and current events, but Sean Hannity is a douche bag, that’s set in stone and not up for debate. OK, you can debate but you’ll lose unmercifully. When he says hello he sounds like a simple minded bigot.
Additionally, the sites www.republicansblow.com and www.thepopesucks.com will also direct you here. In all fairness, I feel the need to say something about this.
Contrary to the domain names, I do not believe all republicans suck. I think many of them do, and most of us know that. The only ones that won’t acknowledge that work at Fox or are part of their immediate families. Additionally, I’m sure that many members of their families snicker behind their backs every time the utter something hilariously stupid, and pull the “wrong” little lever behind the curtain. Many democrats suck too. Hell, I suck. So do you, and you know it. You’re dog probably sucks. OK, not your dog. But, there are different degrees of sucking and we’re going after the Hannity/Limbaugh/O’Reilly/Beck/Coulter variety of suck. That is the apex of the suck heap just below pedophiles and, well, other pedophiles.
But, the other two domains I stand by. The pope does indeed suck, and Sean Hannity is a douche bag.
So, bring it on.
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. I’m structuring this in the same way as Fox. “Fair and balanced” You’re opinion means nothing, I will let you voice an opinion until I see it’s not mine, then I will write over it and censor you, and bring in someone else who agrees 100% with me, contradicting everything you didn’t get a chance to say.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJE-pO9FapY
One of my favorite clips of douche bag not understanding what’s taking place around him, to him and the point that’s being made.


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