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» Posted: May 22nd, 2009
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My second nominee for this month drum roll please………………….. the Senate candidate from the great state of Connecticut Peter Schiff. This moron wants to do away with the G.I. bill, student loans and Energy, Education and Agriculture. He told me the other day when I was at his campaign office that “Poor kids should get jobs as waiters and just work their way through college” I know I live in Mass. but I own property in Conn. and I hope this schmuck goes back to whatever he was doing before.
Candidate from Nevada, she said on Fix News quote ” we want to have the press as our friends to ask the questions we want asked to send the message we want sent so people will send money when ask for it
What? Are you serious? I got to go find that. Holy shit.
The winner for the month of August, and it took her only three days was …..DAHTA DAHTA DAAAAA ( trumpets if you don’t get it ) Sharon Angle Sen. Candidate from Nevada, she said on Fix News quote ” we want to have the press as our friends to ask the questions we want asked to send the message we want sent so people will send money when ask for it” if she were running against anybody but Harry Reid she would be getting slaughtered, Reids only up 4%. This cunt has got to be the winner without any question.
But I’ll go you one better, another one of my lifetime members in this group, and no details needed:
BP!
I actually saw that story today. They’re in a total clusterfuck over what to do, hold a special election, wait, etc., but the bottom line, you’re right, he wants the job so he’s figuring out how to finagle that one.
Good Luck Douche.
Got a new one for you, the nominee for the month of July…………..drumroll please the governor of West Virginia, he won’t nominate anyone to replace Robert Byrd! because he wants the job for himself and he can’t nominate himself. So he will allow the Republicans to continue to filibuster all of the Pres. legislation to advance his own career until a speacial election in November. he has got to be the winner
I think Laura Ingram is very quickly climbing the ranks of the one of the biggest cunts on that joke of a network, and that’s no easy trick considering the collection of fuck wads they’ve managed to collect in one spot.
Therefore, I have to agree with you.
I’ve been saying, as recently as yesterday, that we all sat here for fucking days watching Katrina come in and bury New Orleans. I watched the fucking thing on TV while that sorry excuse for a President we had played with his two inch dick for a week, as you said, while PEOPLE, not shrimp and ducks were homeless and killed.
Don’t get me wrong, this spill in the Gulf is becoming one of the biggest Cluster Fucks imaginable, and Obama better get shit done, but don’t even compare the two.
I’m not that busy, and I see you mentioned the school vouchers in the Civil page so I’ll go over there and give you a lesson on them, and I’ll fill you in on the project I’ve been working on.
If you’re a Church State Separation guy, you’ll like it, a lot.
Peace.
I know your busy, because you haven’t posted anything in awhile, but I will continue to write because It’s fun. My latest nomination is Laura Ingraham from Fix (not a typo it’s what I think of that network) News. She said on her radio program the other day that “bush’s handled Katrina better than Obama is handleing the Gulf oil spill ” not only did bush have a weeks notice that Katrina was going to hit it took him five days to respond after it did , he praised E.P.A. commissioner Brown and than fired him. Obama had no advance notice and within 24 HRs. the Coast Guard, FEMA, the E.P.A. and the Army Corps. of engineers were on the ground. !,900 ships,two hundred miles of booms and all the resources of the Government, what else could he do. Give this lying slut a permanent place on this sight
Not only do I agree with you, but did you happen to see Rachel Maddow destroy him?
Some people described it as the 20 most uncomfortable minutes ever on cable TV. If you haven’t, check it out, you’ll love it.
I’ve got another one for you the Senate Candidate from Kentucky Rue Paul ( I know his name is Rand but you have to admit it’s funnier this way ). This jerkoff said that Pres. Obama was quote ” stepping on the neck of B.P. ” for being critical of them for the Gulf coast oil spill, he said Co. had the right to discriminate against minorities any time they wanted and wants repeal of the Americans with disabilities act. he also wants to do away with the E.P.A., EEOC and Education department. What really scares me is this moron might actually win. But what do you expect from Kentucky, they elected Jim Bunning for Gods sake, great pitcher lousy Senator
Touche. No arguement.
However, I’m wrapped up in a project, but when I have a few minutes I’m going to sit down and give you a little lesson on School Vouchers.
I feel pretty well versed in it since I’ve been to the US Senate and Congress on the issue, twice, and spent three days in DC at a confrence on just that issue.
We’ll pick that up later.
Keep up the good work my friend.
I know it’s a little early for June but I have to nominate this Asshole, Tea Party Chairman Mark Williams. This was posted on his blog the other day, I am going to quote it verbatim it’s too good to pass up. “Repeat after me: Islam is a 7th century death cult, coughed up by a psychotic pedophile and embraced by defective, tail sprouting, tree swinging, semi human bipedal primates with no claim to be treated like human beings”. That is what he posted on his web site I shit you not. With right wing xenophobes like this no wonder America is hated through out the Muslim world. He has got to be the winner for June
You could elect one of these “family value” assholes every fucking month.
I could care less who fucks who, but when you parade around with your “Christian Values” and your “Family Values” and then you’re funning off to Brazil to bang someone or if you’re in Nevada and banging one of your employees, etc. etc. etc.
I would like to nominate the Sen. from Louisiana The dishonorable Mr. Vittner. This bible thumping hypocrite espouses family values, rails against your first amendment rights to view adult rated material and than spends 100,000 dollars on Washington call girls. I wish I could move to Louisiana to vote for Stormy Daniels, the XXX star who is running against him, call her what you want but she’s not a hypocrite
How are is this one?
Pat Roberston and Rush Limbaugh.
Just go see their comments about the earthquake in Haiti.
They should die so they can go to that “better” place they believe in so dearly.
See, we get rid of those assholes, and they go where they want.
Win-win!
Fuktards.
You
Let’s see, since I’ve been neglectful lately I’ll catch up with :
Joe Liebermann, what else needs to be said?
Michelle Bachmann, what a fucking nut job
Joe Wilson, not enough time to write what a jackass this turd is
Joe Liebermann, what an asshole, backstabbing fuck.
The Republican Party
Fox
Sean Hannity has a permanent slot, but we’ll remind you every once in a while
Anyone that is trying to stall or defeat health care with a public option
Very sad to say, this one goes to the Democratic Party.
These fucks couldn’t get a bill passed for being nice to puppies, but they did manage to get……………
50 MILLION DOLLARS FOR ABSTINENCE ONLY EDUCATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
South Carolina rep named Joe Wilson shouted out “You lie” during President Obama’s health care speech to Congress on Wednesday. The incident was, as obvious, taken very seriously and other Republicans were put to shame.
Hey, how hard was this going to be to post.
Another good one…….Mark Hourigan…details to follow, you’ll love this one.
He got his very own page….check it in other religious bullshit.
Dick head, Dick less, Dick face, Dick breath, Dick lick, etc.
Dick “Shoot me in the Face” Cheney.
Shut the fuck up you total fucking asshole.
No explanation needed why he’s the asshole of month.
Actually, he’s going to be my first member of the AHOS. Asshole Hall of Shame.
More stupidity, what ever you’re smoking STOP!
Dcybele,
OK, I’ll second that, not only did he say that, but since you wrote that, he made his “racist, hates white people, hitler” comments.
However, his sponsors are jumping like rats. Maybe, just maybe we can get a fox liar who needs his meds off the air.
Funny how Imus, who has done more for charity over the years than 99.9 % of the country gets vilified for his comments about the rutgers bb team, but the fucking slime is on the air after saying much worse things about the fucking PRESIDENT!!!!
August?
I’m voting Glenn Beck.
That racist, xenophobic fucktard needs to be put in a padded cell PRONTO.
The reason Obama is pushing health care reform is…REPARATION!?!? Are you shitting me? Are you fucking shitting me? Are you done fucking shitting me?
July………The first one for July is very easy. I was watching something the other night, probably Olberman’s worst person and he had on a Rep from Arizona. I apologize for forgetting the name and looking them up there are too many and I don’t want to pin this on the wrong person.
She says, I am I not making this up, really, that the earth has been here for 6,000 years and we didn’t had an EPA for all of that time and we did fine, so she doesn’t see the need for it now.
Believe it or not, that wasn’t really the stupidest part. She went on to say, again, that with the earth being here for 6,000 years that Arizona needs to mine for Uranium because they need the money and it can be done in a way that you’ll never know it was done.
I don’t claim to know anything about that part of the argument or the EPA’s involvement.
My favorite part is that Carbon Dating has proved, with virtually certainty, based on scientist of almost all related fields that earth is roughly 4.5 billion years old.
What do they use for the Carbon Dating. Uranium.
This is an elected official of the United Sates of America in the Year 2009, not some lunatic Christian Fundamentalist. She should not be in public service.
June…….another one
Sarah Palin. She’s disingenuous, a phony and a hypocrite. She drags out this Letterman thing for her own political benefit, but by far the worst thing she does is blame Obama. Of course she was on the Sean DB show. He rolls a clip showing then Senator Obama talking about how family should be left out. That’s where it ends. I’ve tried to find the YouTube and I apologize, but will continue looking.
Needless to say, the rest of the clip continues on with Senator Obama going on to defend Sarah Palin and her children from any attacks from the media!
She is the one that drags her kids around as props. Then she criticizes Obama who left his children off the campaign trail so they could stay in school. Recently when NBC did a “Day at the White House” (widely criticized by OH, Fox), they asked to interview the kids, and the Obama’s refused. That’s how you keep your kids out of it you moron.
I’m God, I don’t make errors, but feel free to give it your best shot.
June 2………..
Ben Stein…..just on general principle. People that stupid should have to stay home.
June ……….
Since I have been losing my focus, I have to remember what motivated me to start this website to begin with, Sean Douche Bag Hannity, therefore, our June Douche Bag of the Month goes to none other than our exalted asshole:
Sean Douche himself…..congratulations douche bag.
Here’s the problem I’ve experiencing since I’ve started this. First, my time is getting screwed up because I’ve taken up too many fights, mostly the worlds largest pedophile ring, the catholic church. I’ve written and essay which I will post soon, but I’ve done much research since then and now I’ve become obsessed, as should you all.
The bigger problem. I can’t watch this fucking asshole. I turn on his show at night so I can document his obvious rhetoric, propaganda and outright lies and I can’t listen to the jack off for more than two fucking minutes!
Jesus fucking christ what an idiot, and the people he has on his show, holy crap!
The whole freaking network is fucking mind boggling. Fair and fucking balanced? How the fuck can they look at themselves in the mirror? Holy shit.
You earned your award a-hole.
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My first nominee, and winner goes to…………………………..I know, it’s an easy one, but the juice is in the details……
Catholic Church shamed by Irish abuse report
DUBLIN – After a nine-year investigation, a commission published a damning report Wednesday on decades of rapes, humiliation and beatings at Catholic Church-run reform schools for Ireland’s castaway children.
The 2,600-page report painted the most detailed and damning portrait yet of church-administered abuse in a country grown weary of revelations about child molestation by priests.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090520/ap_on_re_eu/eu_ireland_catholic_abuse
You can read the rest of the sickness yourself.
How long does this have to go on before someone just stops this organization from existing? What the fuck? How many organizations/businesses/charities/entities could have gotten away with the things that these fucking freak, hypocrite slime, rapist, pedophile fucking bastards get away with?
Just imagine ANY organization that is not in “favor” with the republicans or fox and than take the rapists from the 1960-to present in the United States and now throw this story in and just try to imagine.
Fuck, I think I just found my one and true cause. These are sick, sick fucks.